If you want a perfect representation of how much lazier Hollywood has gotten in the past decades, just look at the trailer for the upcoming J.J. Abrams Star Wars. Back in the '70s, those movies were full of elaborate puppets and people sweating inside droids, but, now, it's all digital ef- hold up, the little guy below is a remote-controlled robot?!
So says Mark Hamill, and we're not ones to doubt a man with a beard.
#7. Interstellar Had Real Dust Storms, Physical Robots, and a 52-Foot Spaceship
Pictured: God's butthole.
The interior wormhole scenes were shot in an actual three-story set, an "impregnable mesh of installation art" made out of hi-res laser prints, wall projections, and some good old fashioned perspective tricks. Not content with building crazy sets, however, Nolan's team actually went out and shot on the top of a melted glacier to create the all-ocean planet -- because water tanks in studios are for pussies.
What's that? You thought the film's smartass, knucklebone-looking robot, TARS, was definitely CGI? Nope: Roughly 80 percent of the robot you see in the film was accomplished by creating physical models operated by hydraulic puppetry. They literally had TARS's voice actor, Bill Irwin, standing behind the model and delivering his lines.
Kind of like how Andy Serkis wore a monkey's skin for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
"Yes, this is a fake spaceship that we built, not the real one where I arrived on your planet." - Ch'ristopher Nol-An.
Nolan made sure the fans were pointed directly at Casey Affleck's mouth because fuck that guy.
Now we're sad that Christopher Nolan isn't directing the new Jurassic Park movie because we're pretty sure he would have figured out how clone real dinosaurs.
#6. Edge of Tomorrow Really Tried to Kill Tom Cruise
Edge of Tomorrow got so little blood pumping at the box office that it actually changed its name to Live Die Repeat: Edge Of Tomorrow for the Blu-ray release, even though you would think the original title would have brought in some business from confused fans thinking it was a new James Bond movie. It's a shame when you consider that not only is the film pretty non-terrible, but everyone involved suffered near-death experiences to make it a reality. At least, judging from the behind-the-scenes footage:
"Whoa, be careful! That's an expensive prop!"
And this being a Tom Cruise film, he obviously found an excuse to ditch the suit and run away from a falling helicopter, using nothing but his own two legs:If they were seriously looking to rename the film, we're kind of surprised they didn't just go with Tom Cruise Almost Dies, especially considering that Cruise seriously almost died -- not in an explosion or something equally badass, but when his co-star Emily Blunt accidentally drove a car into a fucking tree while making a sharp turn with both actors inside -- because using stunt people is for hacks, even when the audience can't tell the difference.
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Cruise wanted to remove the car floor and do this The Flintstones-style, but they said no.
Cruise wanted to remove the car floor and do this The Flintstones-style, but they said no.
#5. Thor: The Dark World Levitates a Freaking Truck
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Thor: The Dark World is a fantasy movie, a superhero movie,
and, if you worship the Norse pantheon, technically a religious epic. In
other words, it's the kind of film where you go in expecting that 90
percent of what you'll see was made on a computer. Take, for example,
the scene with the levitating truck -- it's just a little moment that,
in all likelihood, was made exclusively to put something cool-looking in the first trailer, so the filmmakers could be excused for phoning it in and just using CGI to make that happen.
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How come they never put things like this in Jesus biopics?
Well, if you have made it this far into this article, you've probably guessed that wasn't the case. As in, they actually turned a real cement truck into a giant rotisserie turkey (but far more metallic and much, much less delicious).How come they never put things like this in Jesus biopics?
It turns out that, along with giving Natalie Portman's hipster intern that romantic subplot we all so desperately wanted to see, this movie also produced some killer practical effects. Initially, VFX supervisor Jake Morrison intended to go the boring CGI route for this scene, until his team assured him they could totally do that shit in real life. The only digital trickery needed was to remove the ginormous hydraulic arm the effects team employed to lift and spin the truck around the actors, which was skewed by a giant bar through the center.
It's just the kind of digital bait and switch you would expect from a team that used computer effects to simulate everything except the vehicle mayhem ...
... or, not "everything," we guess, since they also shot those desolate landscape fight scenes in Iceland, instead of in front of a green screen like we all had assumed:
#4. True Detective Takes Long Shots to the Next Level
HBO
True Detective was created when producer Nic Pizzolatto made a bet to see how many people remember EDtv
by show of baffled cries. From there, it became a fun crime story that
turned into a masterpiece at the end of episode four, when this goes down:What you're seeing is a six-minute long continuous shot in which McConaughey's character, Rust Cohle, attempts to escape from a housing project with a hostage while the residents attack him with bullets, rocks, baseball bats, and a liberal use of the word "motherfucker." Now, there are two ways to get a shot like that: The first is using editing trickery to hide cuts in certain moments, like when the camera looks up at that helicopter -- which, for all we know, wasn't even real.
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Much like Woody Harrelson's '90s hair.
Or, if you're insane, you can just pummel through it in one batshit take ... which is exactly what happened. It took an exhausting seven takes
to get it right, each time involving a hidden crew of assistant
directors, special effects technicians, makeup artists to "bloody" the
actors quickly, and, yes, helicopter pilots. Imagine the most
complicated theater performance ever, but with a stage that's constantly
following a worn-out McConaughey through a six-block radius as he takes
a foam bat to the grill ...Much like Woody Harrelson's '90s hair.
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He and the batter later join forces against smartphone guy.
... and climbs the same fucking fence over and over again -- a
sequence, by the way, that had to be shot using a crane, since this was a real housing project, and HBO didn't have permission to cut part of the fence.He and the batter later join forces against smartphone guy.
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"... or we could just open it, you know."
"Nah, too easy."
So, for every take, McConaughey had to climb that shit-bitch fence at
the end of the shot, only to finally get into a car driven by Woody
Harrelson ... whose only job in the whole shoot was to wait patiently in
a parked car all night."... or we could just open it, you know."
"Nah, too easy."
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